Hammer City Roller Girls

Happiness is shouting DERBY! Dust off your dabbers and locate that lucky troll. The Hammer City Roller Girls are hosting a super fun evening of their legendary Roller Derby Bingo. Buy your bingo cards & dabbers from a skater to try your hand at winning cash and great HCRG swag. Then be sure to stick around for an amazing night of live music featuring Hamilton’s BA Johnston, plus Wax Mannequin, Ketamines, and Let’s Go. Dabbing and dancing, what could be better?

Proceeds from bingo help pay for the league’s many travel costs for the 2013 season.

Friday, March 1
Doors at 8 pm | First game at 8:30 pm
This Ain’t Hollywood
345 James St. North, Hamilton

For more information on the music acts, check out their Facebook event.

This ain’t no false alarm! HCRG presents another unforgettable night of ROLLER DERBY BINGO AND DANCING, 80s style! So, like, totally whip out your acid wash jeans and leg warmers, and get ready to bust out ‘Friday I’m in Love’ for this night of dabbing and dancing!

So dust off that rabbit’s foot, hairspray your bangs, and try your lucky hand at winning – good times guaranteed!

No cover before 10pm! Fun on tap! Girls on skates!

RSVP on Facebook

On May 26 2012 seven local comedians took the stage in support of HCRG at Route 66 in Hamilton. This was the first comedy fundraiser put together by HCRG and the event came together as well as we could have hoped! The comedians were hilarious, the drinks flowed and it was great to see that a good time was had by one and all!

Between Zak’s ongoing and amazing spiel detailing what it’s like to still be a virgin (and making many requests to rectify his situation with one or many of our lovely roller girls, to no avail), and Gavin going head to head with a lone heckler – and coming out victorious (to the delight of the crowd), the laughs and good times just kept coming.

Numerous prizes were up for grabs with our raffle, and one of the most sought after wins was the door prize to see Helix later that Night –compliments of This Ain’t Hollywood. The best prize available and one that received the most jokes, was an amazing professional teeth whitening certificate. Not only was this one of the highest priced and popular prizes, but the jokes about the relevance of the prize given the area of town, were hilarious. We definitely gave the comedians more material to work with on the fly. Needless to say the winner of that raffle was more then red in the face when he received his prize.

The comedians were excited to support Hammer City’s Wheeled Warriors – all dawning the HCRG shirts we gave as a thank you. Everyone, comedian, patrons, fans staff and our Roller girls had an amazing time. The event drew a crowd that spanned from Toronto to Welland!!

Our enormous thanks goes out to everyone that donated prizes for our raffle and the amazing staff at Route 66. A special thank you to all the comedians that came out: Mayce Galoni, Zak McDonald, Doug Nagy, Ashley Moffatt, Anthony Mlekuz, Gavin Stephens! And a very special thanks goes out to Patrick Coppolino for hosting the night and keeping us rolling. The night would not have been the same without all of you! Who knows, there may be another comedy night in the works, so stay tuned!!

This ain’t no false alarm! HCRG is bringing back our ROLLER DERBY BINGO & KARAOKE nights in a big way. Buy your bingo cards & dabbers from a skater to try your hand at winning HCRG & cash prizes all night. We’ll have HCRG merch for sale, a 50/50 draw, and fun contests throughout. Plus, don’t leave without dedicating a karaoke tune to your favourite skater.

So dust off that rabbit’s foot, comb out that troll hair, and try your lucky hand at winning – good times guaranteed!

RSVP on Facebook.

April 15 3pm at Copps Coliseum

Hammer City Roller Girls will be at Copps Coliseum on Sunday April 15th.

Buy a program from a roller girl at the game.

Bulldogs vs Griffins

Proceeds will go towards HCRG, but only if you buy your program from a roller girl.

Game starts at 3pm & includes the Hamilton Sports Hall of Fame new inductees celebration.

The Hammer City Roller Girls are rolling in to the Sour Mash N’ Thrash at This Ain’t Hollywood. The fundraiser is on November 5th, doors at 9:00pm. Tickets are available at the door for $15.00 Featuring performances by White Cowbell Oklahoma, Ginger St. James & the 454′s, and Ninety Pounds of Ugly. Raffles, prizes, 50/50 draw, shooters, dancing and fun on tap! There’ll be a free jello shooter at the door (First come first serve). We’ve got some amazing prizes – including a Derby 101 pack and a $200 Roughhouse Skates gift certificate.

Thank you to our event sponsors: Jet Cafe, Nickelbrook Brewery, Roughhouse Skates, Shear Elegance, The Ship, WhereHeadsMeet, Copydog, Gorilla Cheese, Manifest Yoga, La Petite Spa, Modify your Closet, Hammer City Records and Bean Stalker!

See you there!

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Support Our Fundraiser!

As a way to target the problem of lost belongings and a large lost and found closet, HCRG is fundraising with Mabel’s Labels, a company with all types of labels that are colourful, indestructible, easy-to-use and fun!

Iron-Ons, Stickies, Bag Tags, Allergy Alert labels & more! Personalize your labels with names, nicknames, initials – whatever you choose. Cool icons help even little ones identify their own belongings. Dishwasher, microwave, laundry, kid tested! Dispatched within 24 hours!

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About Mabel’s Labels!

We are moms who were frustrated by the amount of stuff that left our houses, never to return. After lots of research and testing we created the perfect fun, durable labels for the stuff kids lose!

Our sticky labels and clothing labels, which are dishwasher, microwave and laundry safe, are not only practical, but also designed to be very special to each child. The labels are customized with a child’s name, favourite mix of colours and an icon (animal, symbol, etc.). We have also expanded our product line to include personalized stationery products, ID wristbands and household labels.”

We strive to continuously design innovative labels for babies, kids and grown-ups alike. You’ll be amazed at what you can label!”