Archive for August, 2012

Outdoor ‘Rollympic’ Roller Derby Scrimmage

Sunday, August 26th, 2012

Age ain’t nothing but a number, except when you’re a Hammer City Roller Girl on Sunday September 9.

For the first and only time this season, Hammer City’s skaters will compete against each other in an outdoor showdown of Olympic proportions: the GOLDEN OLDIES vs. the BRONZE BABIES. Don’t let the youthful faces fool you – the Babies have a lot of skaters with many, many seasons under their precocious belts. And trust us, the Oldies aren’t resting on their laurels. They’re a well-oiled machine loaded with wisdom and caginess.

Who will step onto the top of the podium and win the hearts of fans? Find out at the Hamilton Waterfront Trust outdoor skate pad – you don’t want to miss this battle of the ages.

Sunday, September 9, 2012
2:00 PM
Hamilton Waterfront Pier 8 Skate Pad (Behind Williams Coffee Pub)
47 Discovery Drive/Foot of James Street

As our thank you gift to our fans, admission to the game is Pay What You Can. HCRG will also be collecting non-perishable food items to benefit local families.

*Family friendly / Dog friendly
*Free parking
*Concession stand
*Bring your own lawn chair for trackside seating – arrive early to secure a spot
*Easy access by transit: HSR’s Bayfront Bus #4 stops a couple of blocks away

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Recap! Hammer City Double-Header – August 18, 2012

Thursday, August 23rd, 2012

Mean Little Mama and the Forest City jammer as they start the tie-breaking final jam

The Hammer City Roller Girls treated the mighty town of Dundas to a couple of white-knuckle, nail-biter bouts on August 18, 2012 that ensured a winning home season record for both the Eh! Team and the Harlots.

The Hammer City Eh! Team battled it out with the Forest City Derby Girls (London, ON) in the first bout of the evening, and what a battle it was!

The Eh! Team held a mere 10-ish point lead throughout the majority of the bout although the ladies from Forest City were able to take over the lead a few times before the teams found themselves in a 106-106 tie at the end of regulation time.

The odds in the final, tie-breaking jam were stacked against the Eh! Team with a blocker in the box while the jammer, Mean Little Mama, was one minor penalty away from a stint in the box as well.  Mama managed to emerge from the pack almost immediately after the jam began while Bitchslap Barbie, Dicey and Marmageddon held the Forest City jammer in an impenetrable wall.  A devastating jammer helmet cover fumble by the Forest City jammer rendered her unable to score for part of the jam and a subsequent trip to the penalty box gave Mama and the Eh! Team the chance to rack up 17 additional points to win the game 123-108.

Mama wasn’t the only mean jamming machine on the rink that night.  Ginger Wilde, Dicey, Scooby Doom, and JJ Bladez also demonstrated their fancy jammer footwork to rack up an impressive number of points throughout the bout considering the solid defense thrown their way by the Forest City pack.

Blockers Little Red Rollerhood, Miss Carriage, Oh! Henry, Wild Rice, Bam Bam Bigelow, Bitchslap Barbie, Peppermental, Whacks Poetic and Marmageddon threw up walls, hacked open holes, and delivered earth-shattering hits for their jammers to exploit.

“It was a hard-hitting, physical game”, said Dicey, the Eh! Team’s bout MVP. “It was the most physical bout we’ve had this season… [Forest City] are a tough, fun team to play and I’m looking forward to facing them again in the future”.

Bean Stalker keeping the Belles' jammer at bay

The second bout featured a clash between the Hammer City Harlots and the Belles of the Brawl (Brantford, ON) that was equally as heart-thumping and well-matched as the first bout of the evening.

The Harlots jumped to a quick lead as the Belles, aided by some borrowed skaters from London and Guelph’s Royal City Roller Girls, found their footing.  The Harlots and Belles traded leads many times over the latter half of the first period and throughout the majority of the 2nd period.  In the latter part of the 2nd half the Harlots suffered the loss of jammer, Scooby Doom, who played in both bouts of the evening before succumbing to a knee injury.  Back-up jammer, Wild Rice, who also played in the first bout was then ejected from the game after too many trips to the penalty box.

It was all hands on deck for the Harlots as they struggled to hold their lead against the Belles late in the 2nd period.  The last minutes of the game were plagued by trips to the penalty box by the Harlots. The ejection of a key player from the Belles squad gave the Harlots the edge they needed to pull ahead in the last minutes to win the bout with a score of 151-133.

Jammers Abba Stabya, Fista Krusher, and Lucky Lady Pearl used their stellar juking and dodging skills to get around the Belles’ brick wall blockers.

Blockers Biggie Falls, Typhoid Maggie, Bettie Shreds, Taco Bella, Dymond Crush-Her, Bean Stalker, Skarla, Daisy Dynamite, and Whacks Poetic (who also played in both bouts) kept the formidable Belles’ jammers at bay with all the right moves.

“Brantford has some really hard hitters, but our solid walls and quick feet kept us competitive”, said Fista Krusher, bout MVP for the Harlots, “We won the game, but the Belles made us earn it”.

For more Hammer City derby action, check out the Eh! Team’s bout against GTA Rollergirls’ G-sTARs at Ted Reeve Arena in Toronto on August 25th.  You can also catch all the Hammer City ladies in action against each other during their upcoming Olympic-themed public scrimmage on September 9th at Pier 8 in Hamilton where the Golden Oldies (Hammer City derby girls who have some silver in their hair) will take on the Bronze Babies (Hammer City derby girls who are on the younger side of the divide or who just simply prefer to lie about their age).

Totally Tubular Roller Derby Bingo

Wednesday, August 8th, 2012

This ain’t no false alarm! HCRG presents another unforgettable night of ROLLER DERBY BINGO AND DANCING, 80s style! So, like, totally whip out your acid wash jeans and leg warmers, and get ready to bust out ‘Friday I’m in Love’ for this night of dabbing and dancing!

Buy your bingo cards & dabbers from a skater to try your hand at winning great prizes all night, including cash, HCRG swag, and gift certificates from some of our favourite eateries such as Jack and Lois and Gallaghers! We’ll have HCRG merch for sale, a 50/50 draw, and fun contests throughout. Plus, don’t forget to stay for a gnarly night of dancing to all the best 80s music. Gag me with a tune!

So dust off that rabbit’s foot, hairspray your bangs, and try your lucky hand at winning – good times guaranteed!

Friday, August 24
Doors at 7pm | First game at 8pm
This Ain’t Hollywood
345 James St. North, Hamilton

No cover before 10pm! Fun on tap! Girls on skates!

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August 18: Final Home Double Header of 2012

Tuesday, August 7th, 2012

HCRG August 18Hammer City closes out its 7th season of roller derby action at home with a full-tilt doubleheader featuring some familiar frenemies.

In one bout, the Hammer City Harlots will battle the Belle City Roller Girls from Brantford, ON. The Harlots went undefeated against the Belles last year, so they’ll be looking to keep the shutout going while adding to their own current two-game winning streak.

In the other bout, the Hammer City Eh! Team will take on the Forest City Derby Girls. The ladies from London, ON, are coming off a 2nd place finish at the 2012 RDAC Eastern Canadian Championships, and the Eh! Team will be looking to avenge a 2011 loss while also closing out the home season with a winning record.

Get your tickets online and save $2 off the door price:
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Adults – $13 advance / $15 door | Kids 5-12 – $5 | Under 5 years – Free
* Bring a non-perishable food item for a $1 discount at the door.

Location (Note change in venue):
J.L. Grightmire (Market St Arena), 35 Market St. South, in Dundas
Doors at 5:00 pm, first whistle at 6:00 pm

Tickets are also available at these local outlets:
* Blackbird Studios
* Compass at McMaster
* Freewheel Cycle
* Hammer City Records
* This Ain’t Hollywood
* Varnetta (Hamilton)

Good stuff to know:
* Licensed bar area
* For up-close-action, bring a chair and sit trackside
* Kid-friendly event
* Awesome HCRG swag for sale

The after party will be at This Ain’t Hollywood (345 James St North, 19+) at 10:00 PM where proof of admission to the game will get you into the venue to enjoy the DJs and a chance to meet skaters and officials.

This is your last chance to see both teams in action at home this year, so don’t miss it!